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What artifacts?

Team Maia's last post told you about the strange household items which were found on the playground...

This post is to tell you ...

IT WAS ALL A HOAX!!!

We were all SHOCKED!!!!!!!!!!

But, it was all for a good cause... it was to improve our english levels, and to prepare Year 6 for the Sats coming up.

But still, WE WERE ALL SHOCKED!

Stange objects

On Sunday 26th April 2009 Mr.Clark found a strange plastic bag on the middle of our playing field.

Some of the adults have had a strange rash appearing on their body as you can see on this picture.

...but later on in the Assembly Mr.Clowes told us that it was all a joke.

Teacher's Red Spots

Suspicious bags have been found on the school grounds . Some teachers have touched these strange objects and have grown horrible spots. This has lead to screaming children worried teachers and more. The real story behind all this was that .The teachers wanted us to write!!!!!!!!! What was the point of that???

Mysterious Objects Appeared At St.Gregorys

Year 4

St. Gregorys care taker found a mysterious bag in the middle of the playing field the bag with no foot prints around it.

The Crazy Bag

Year 5

Yesterday 26th april our caretaker Mr Clark found a bag with strange items in it and this picture is the year 5 with some of the strange items.

What's Going On ?

During the weekend, while we were having fun,a plastic bag of strange items appeared as if out of the blue in the middle of the playing field!


Mr Clowes could not resist and went to see what was inside! (not such a great idea as it ends in, well, not tears - but very itchy spots!)


Mr C got in a muddle with the bag and carried it out as carefully and quickly as he could.

Who Did It?

Strange artifacts have been found in St.Gregory's. Many other schools have also expierienced these strange sightings!

Mr.Clark found several bags in the middle of our field. They contained items which could be found in a house.

These items are contagous and can cause red spots in adults.

We have had a fax from both the police, and Jill Broughton.

If you have any information on these events, please tell the police.

Edit:  it was all a joke!!... and a great excuse for some brilliant literacy work in all of our year groups. Look out for the photos!